As with art, I'm no fashion expert, but I know what I like. And I know what hideous is. And this recent huge sunglasses trend among trendy chicks is the sort of thing that makes the baby Jesus cry.
Seriously, trendy chicks - the ugg boots were bad enough. They made you look like you were pretending to be some barbarian warrior princess, but at least when you were sitting at a table or driving we couldn't see them. And far be it from me to stop women from wearing more comfortable shoes once in a while. But these huge sunglasses? You look like some sort of horrible insect people. Observe:
Chick with retro-80's huge sunglasses:
Horrible insect person:
Actually, that's just Buzz-Off from Masters of the Universe, but does that really make you trendy chicks feel any better?
The worst part is that I can tell you all think you look cool, just like you did with sheepskin and fur boots. Now, I'm sure none of you really would give a damn what I think - there's plenty of guys walking around with popped collars who will hit on you regardless of your sunglasses. The thing is, those guys lack imagination; they don't suffer the same disturbance I do when they see your huge sunglasses. Because whenever I see a girl wearing giant sunglasses that cover half her face, I can only imagine that when she takes them off she'll look like this:
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